Time for some serious updates- as promised!!!
I know you are chomping at the bit to read about my sluts sissies, whores, skanks, slaves and bitches.
Next time I will write you about my NEW YEARS EVE kinky time and my new slaves.
Lets get to it:
The MOST HILARIOUS: MY slut faggysuzi had a 3-day weekend sans his homely wife. I decided to MAKE him do some shopping with ME on the phone, buy sleazy lingerie and then get on cam. The main goal: Get suzi to suck off a shemale- his FIRST foray into SHEMALELAND!!!
Let me tell you, slutty suzi on CAM is an experience all in itself!!! LMAO. See pics. Poor slutty suzi is so afraid to be exposed so I had to put a bar across her face. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
The problem is, suzi gets on cam and cannot KEEP HER HANDS OFF HER tiny (and I MEAN 4” tiny) dicklet. After all this time, she never learns. In any case, she got on my nerves begging to touch her icky stick, so I make her do a striptease on cam while 2 of my other MALE FRIENDS watch her, and made her give PHONE SEX to a slut of mine, and tell her its time to call a shemale.
I know you are chomping at the bit to read about my sluts sissies, whores, skanks, slaves and bitches.
Next time I will write you about my NEW YEARS EVE kinky time and my new slaves.
Lets get to it:
The MOST HILARIOUS: MY slut faggysuzi had a 3-day weekend sans his homely wife. I decided to MAKE him do some shopping with ME on the phone, buy sleazy lingerie and then get on cam. The main goal: Get suzi to suck off a shemale- his FIRST foray into SHEMALELAND!!!
Let me tell you, slutty suzi on CAM is an experience all in itself!!! LMAO. See pics. Poor slutty suzi is so afraid to be exposed so I had to put a bar across her face. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
The problem is, suzi gets on cam and cannot KEEP HER HANDS OFF HER tiny (and I MEAN 4” tiny) dicklet. After all this time, she never learns. In any case, she got on my nerves begging to touch her icky stick, so I make her do a striptease on cam while 2 of my other MALE FRIENDS watch her, and made her give PHONE SEX to a slut of mine, and tell her its time to call a shemale.We selected a VERY HOTT shemale, and during this time suzi is freaking out…hard and drippy, soft and scared. Hard and soft, excited and scared. WTF? Eventually the very pretty shemale shows up w/ HUGE DD titts and wearing a super cute baby doll. You would think sluttysuzi would be HAPPY and HOT for this, but NOOOOOOOOOO, this dumb-a$$ bitch gets wacky and nervous. The shemale meanwhile is very encouraging…but suzi starts blubbering and crying and saying that sucking is “hard work”. WHAT A PU$$Y!!! I was LOL so hard watching this on cam.
I told the HOT TRANNY to FORCE suzi to suck it, the tranny does but after 3 minutes suzi complains that his mouth is tired and he lies there like a bloated whale. He pays the shemale off, she leaves and then suzi says he needs to cum. LMFAO! What an idiot! He paid this girl $350 for 15 minutes. That money should have been in MY POCKET if he was going to be such a pu$$y.
How many of you would DIE To get on cam FOR ME and HAVE ME COACH you to SUCK PROPERLY?????
How many of you would DIE To get on cam FOR ME and HAVE ME COACH you to SUCK PROPERLY?????
I must have an update about our fave freakoid “ssss”. My little tramp had to take a break as he maxed out his cards…to this I say, get another job, get another card, get rid of the wife! LOL As I mentioned before, ssss did an ENTRIE evening session using veggies as toys. This was beyond FUNNY, almost moving into the absurdly sad. Lets just say that the veggies were made love to in ways only a man and man should do. LMFAO!!! I will do an entire blog on this nite, so stay tuned.

Moving on- jeffy-poo the 3” wonderslut… who is not even worth mentioning really anymore- f*cked up a good thing. I truly do not know if he can PAY ENOUGH to get back into MY good graces. Along with being a hairy frigging Sasquatch, having a tiny pecker, and marrying a girl who cheats on him ALL THE TIME, he is a lying loser to boot. Promises, promises jeffypoo. Your fine will be TREMENDOUSLY HUGE. Count on it!
As for my bimbo hypnoslut bambi- I have been putting her under deep hypnosis and diligently inserting slutty thoughts into her brain. Every time we speak she gets skankier, blonder and even more of a “Barbie bubble head”. Good job bambi!!!
My corporate slave jessi has been MIA for most of December. The bitch has been having some job issues, but apparently still taking her meds (read: titty growing hormones!). She told ME she wanted to change her name from sissyjessi to “ima b faggy”. I laughed so hard at this one- she must be on some wacky weed! NO sissyjessi, we know you are a c*cksucking faggy girl, but you will remain with your name until I DECIDE what I want for you. Once you get your titts done and your weave, I WILL choose what is best!
I think it is time for ME to really start mentioning slaveangie. Little slave angie, is not so little. She is 6’2, 200pds and married to a vanilla, boring, preppy wifey. She has a lame cororate job and daydreams at work all day about being a HOT girl with men to service.
As for my bimbo hypnoslut bambi- I have been putting her under deep hypnosis and diligently inserting slutty thoughts into her brain. Every time we speak she gets skankier, blonder and even more of a “Barbie bubble head”. Good job bambi!!!
My corporate slave jessi has been MIA for most of December. The bitch has been having some job issues, but apparently still taking her meds (read: titty growing hormones!). She told ME she wanted to change her name from sissyjessi to “ima b faggy”. I laughed so hard at this one- she must be on some wacky weed! NO sissyjessi, we know you are a c*cksucking faggy girl, but you will remain with your name until I DECIDE what I want for you. Once you get your titts done and your weave, I WILL choose what is best!
I think it is time for ME to really start mentioning slaveangie. Little slave angie, is not so little. She is 6’2, 200pds and married to a vanilla, boring, preppy wifey. She has a lame cororate job and daydreams at work all day about being a HOT girl with men to service.
Poor angie, she contacts ME all the time wishing she could be kidnapped, put to sleep and woken up with HUGE CIRCUS TITTS on her chest. Not any old titts, HUGE GG, HH, whatever! She is stuck in suburbia and lives such a tight a$$ life, I cannot wait for her to fully cum out and be the shemale porn star she dreams of for ME. Baby girl angie, you will, and you know it! Due to angie's high sex drive for cocks, I send her "training materials" every week to study. She now is only allowed to look at big-titted women, shemales, and cocks to train her brain. You love it, dont you babygirl angie???
That is enough for now.
If I did not mention you, I either will next time or you didn’t warrant high enough on my radar.
That is enough for now.
If I did not mention you, I either will next time or you didn’t warrant high enough on my radar.

POLL TIME:
DO YOU THINK slutty suzi deserves another chance with a SHEMALE after his disastrous and completely hilarious attempt?
DO YOU THINK slutty suzi deserves another chance with a SHEMALE after his disastrous and completely hilarious attempt?
YES OR NO?
Email ME your answers.
I am going to the gym to work my abs again. Jealous? Of course.
Enjoy bitches!!!
I am going to the gym to work my abs again. Jealous? Of course.
Enjoy bitches!!!


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