STRONGMISTRESS: Veggie Love

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For you loyal followers, I know you have been waiting for my much anticipated account of my night with the veggie molester, "ssss". The now infamous "Ron Jeremy" loving, dildo breaking, neighbor peeping, vacuum f*cking train wreck I call "ssss", has a "love" of veggies.

I have taken my time to write about this veggie debauchery, frankly because every time I start to blog about it, I laugh too hard.
Enjoy freaks....and remember, not everyone can be as perverted as "ssss",

Do not worry- I don't want you to be- one crazy perve is more than ENOUGH!!!!! :P

Veggie Love:

During a discussion of the perversions in the mind of this freak, I asked if ssss had he ever used veggies as toys....the answer being yes. The very next Friday night, fully intoxicated as usual, he called and announced that he had purchased 2 large friends: Cucumbers to "make love" to.

Yes, "make love". HOW SAD!

Not wanting to miss this, I had him go on cam. Given he had "misplaced" his large toy, I ordered him to get out his plug first and shove it in. Beingway too eager, the slut instead stuffed his mouth full of cucumber before I even told him too. Nasty. This b*tch was frothing at the mouth, so I had him suck on it again and again, until his mouth grew tired. He did NOT complain, at that point he was beyond f*cked-up and totally in "lurve" with his new toys. When I ordered the veg out of his mouth, he BEGGED ME to sodomize himself with it. I laughed so hard, my stomach started to ache.

I have had freaky sessions, kinky callers, and crazy fetishes brought before ME, but this was the first time a slut had BEGGED to shove a 12" veg in their hole. Through MY laughter, I ordered him to do it, and he elicited a HUGE moan, thanking ME for the opportunity again and again. AND again. AND again. LMAO! Trust ME, I did not watch this senseless act of pure freakishness on cam- you would have to PAY ME massive amounts of $$$ to watch this freakshow.

This perve proceeded to play with his new lovers for hours, even after I was done with him. Then, he sent ME pics. Loads and loads of pictures. Pictures way too nasty to post. I have put up only those that will not induce automatic gagging. LOL

NOTE- Beer, glass of jack and coke, cigs, HUGE plug, blowtorch.
Hmmmm, which one doesnt belong?